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Well for me. It was today. It was fucking raining. I crashed at my friend's house after a party. So I had no ride back home. and I had to go home walking in high heels with pajama shorts and blah I looked like a fucking hooker.


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O the "walk of shame"! Thankfully I haven't had to do that one in years!
Me and my buds used to go out after work and dare each other to do really outragous stuff including come out of the toilet with paper stuck outa the back if the jeans or boob out of the top, chat up people of the same or opposite sex, ask the DJ for the worst song ever and dance like a chicken on your own in the middle of the dance floor, swap one of your shoes with another person (preferably the opposite sex) and do a full circuit of the pub...it went on and on until we were barred from half the pubs in Liverpool.....HAPPY DAYS!!!!!

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hmm..where do i begin?? lol..ok this one is the most recent thing.
i had to go to school with a dime superglued to my face. my sister dared me to..and i'm not chicken so i had to do it.
all day people kept telling me to just rip it off..but i didn't want to. so i finally had to get someone to do it for.
that hurt like hell, but atleast it came off.
rest assured my sister is going to pay..i'm going to superglue a bunch of dimes to her in her sleep. that's what she gets.

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I sat on a beer cooler for 3 days...very long story! lol

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Oooof! Jeanne that musta been one hell of a bet! Hope your circulation came back quick!!!!

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Oh the circulation worked fine...there were no cold showers at the bar I was working at, lol Well worth it! hehe

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For me it was a wedding. I'm sure most people have heard stories about the best man losing the ring and things like that and I can tell you that when things like that happen it is very embarrassing! I have been a best man at three weddings now and all three have stories to tell but this one was the funniest. My friends soon to be father in law had given me the keys to his new car so that I could drive the happy couple to the hotel after the ceremony for the reception. So I carefully placed the keys down in my pocket. Now any of you guys who have worn a tux will now that at the top of the pants for a tux there are holes that you can use to tug down your shirt to straighten it up. Well apparently the keys found their way to this hole! The wedding was great and went without any problems at all and then it was time for me to drive them to the hotel. I reached into my pocket and OH NO!!! No keys! So we told the church staff who were kind enough to go through every isle looking for the keys! then they showed up, right at the spot I'd been given them, but holy crap was I ever embarrassed! The couple was late for the reception and I had to explain why to everyone, it was kinda funny too but I think I must of been very red in the face the whole time!

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As we all know, I had back surgery a couple months ago, well my ex's daughter thought it was hilarious that magnets stick to my back since they put all that metal in, well she put a magnet on my back while I was taking a nap, I had on this backless top my ex bought me, It was a Joe's Crab Shack Magnet that said GOT CRABS? and it has an arrow pointing right down my butt crack!!!! I went to the church with that damn thing on my back!!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm sorry..that's just fucking HILARIOUS clover!!!

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OMG thats classic! Thanks for the laughs!

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i once got so high and drunk ,my friends though that whem i passed out i'd make a great naked hood ornament. needless to say i woke up tide to the hood flying down the city streets in the winter . if it wasnt for the fact that it was a 72 ford t bird with that long hood and big 429 cid i would have froze for shure. the let me back in the car after driving me by a wegams grossery store if front of a bunch of poeple. yeah good times , well the revenge was lol

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I got up on stage with my friends band and sang "play that funky music" on a dare. we had so much fun and the crowd loved it, I ended up on stage for the whole set singing back up.Good times ;-)

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