\m/ Your Humble Servants, Joe, Robbo, CFTH and Slam
Q. Can I send demos/promo CDs to MFA? What's your mailing
A. Sure you can. Send it to:
Mama's Fallen Angels
508 7th St., Ste 202
Rapid City, SD 57701.
Q. Can I advertise my business on MFA?
A. Yes! We offer a variety of advertising packages for every budget. Email Big Robbo for more details
Q. What are the conduct rules for the message boards?
A. You can talk about whatever you want to talk about, but don't call other people names, and don't threaten others with harm. We know musical discussions can get heated, but don't resort to calling your opponent a cocksucker, a faggot, an asshole, a motherfucker, etc. If 99% of our members can restrain themselves from calling other members assholes, bitches, twats, fuckwads, fucktards, jackasses, shiteaters, cumstains, wad-gobblers, cocksuckers, dicksuckers, pricksuckers, cunts, cuntwhores, cuntlickers, shitstains, rimjobbers and ass-eaters -- then the rest of you can restrain yourselves, too. If you can't, you get warned on the first time and banned on the second.
Q. Why did I get banned from the site?
A. Probably because you were abusive on the forums. Or, there could be a few other reasons. Let me think of some real-life examples: because you wouldn't remove Hitler/Nazi imagery from your page, because you used a sexually explicit pic as your profile pic, because you used a nauseating image of a suicide victim with his head blown off as your profile pic, because you made threats of violence against another member, because you were trying to scam people out of money, because you were mass emailing everyone that you were trying to find a husband...etc. I'm sure we'll be adding to the list, but you get the picture.
Q. How do I cancel my account?
A. 1. At the top right corner of any page, click "My Settings."
2. At the bottom of the page, there's a link that says "Leave Mama's Fallen Angels."
3. Cue up "I Won't Forget You" by Poison on your computer or stereo.
4. Begin gently sobbing into your pillow at what could've been when Bret says, "It's better to have lost and loved, than never to have loved at all."
5. Let some time pass.
6. Come around MFA occasionally, watching from afar, just to see what we're doing and to remind yourself that you care.
7. Send us an email one day asking how we're doing. Pretend you're doing well, even though you know you're not. Also pretend to be happy for us when we say that we're doing extremely well and meeting lots of new friends and totally enjoying ourselves.
Q. Can I submit sexually explicit photos for inclusion on the
A. Yes, but we can't approve XXX-rated stuff. R-rated stuff is ok. Anything showing cock, balls, beaver or butthole won't make it through the approval process. Anything less than that probably will, though. And if you're a chick and you submit an explicit photo that's really hot, we'll probably save it to our desktop for our, um, "personal collection." (Hey man, at least we're honest).
Q. That Big Robbo is sexy. Is he single?
A. Yes indeed, ladies. Big Robbo is open for business. Sexy rock'n'roll sexy business.
Q. How do I change the background/theme of my page?
A. When you join MFA, a profile page is created for you under the My Page tab. To change the look of this page, sign in to the network, go to profile page and click the "Theme" link under your profile photo. You can choose a theme for your page, entirely separate from the network's theme, from the list of more than 50 available themes. You can also edit the default theme settings by modifying the colors and fonts in the "Now, make it uniquely yours" section. You can even add your own custom Cascading Style Sheets (CSS) by clicking the "Advanced" tab.If at any time you want to return to the original network theme, simply click the "Apply Mama's Fallen Angels's theme" button in the middle of the page.
Q. How can I get a list of the MFA members in my
A. For now, you have to write and ask us. The "search members" function doesn't work very well on Ning right now. If you give us a day or two, we can send you a list of profile links containing everyone in your country. We can do it by state/province, too, although it won't be perfect. But it'll be pretty good.
Q. If I don't see the fan group that I'm looking for, can I
A. Yep -- just go here to create a new fan group. However, we strongly encourage you to search the fan groups (with the search function) before you start it. We've got like 12 groups each for Kiss and Guns'n'Roses and Poison and bands like that, because people created the groups without knowing that similar ones already existed.
Q. Can minors join/participate on MFA?
A. Yes. Some of our threads get a little explicit sometimes, which is fine. Some of our users choose to mark adult topics with (18+) in the name of their discussions or blog post. You aren't required to do that, but a lot of folks appreciate it when you do.
Q. Can I post .mp3 or other digital music files?
A. Please don't -- we can't stop you from trading those with each other on a one-to-one basis, but it'll turn into a big headache for all involved if you start posting them in a public place where everyone can download them. It's a sure way for us to get a cease-and-desist letter (which is not the end of the world in and of itself, but it's better to stay off the lawyers' radar altogether).
Q. What do I do if someone is harassing/threatening
A. Take a screenshot of the offending comments and/or send us a link where we can see them (taking a screenshot is a good idea, just in case the author decides to delete his/her comment before we get the chance to see it ourselves). Then send it to Joe, Robbo, Slam or CFTH.
Q. Is Ronnie James Dio fully human, or is he part wood
A. Neither. RJD's mother was a lovely human woman, but his father was half pegasus and half unicorn (also known as a "pegacorn"). This is the source of his mystical powers and his entourage of elves, goblins, valkyries, trolls, grunts, ghosts and potions.
Q. Who's hotter, Axl or Bret Michaels?