GET THE FUCK OUT!

__________________________"LA SANTISIMA TRINIDAD"_________________________

AXL ROSE

SEBASTIAN BACH (The best)

PHIL LEWIS

NOMBRE: Electric Gypsy
OCUPACION ACTUAL: Lead Vocals
OCUPACION ANTERIOR: Esperma
GRUPO FAVORITO: Skid Row
TEMA FAVORITO DE Skid Row: I remember you
PRENDA FAVORITA DE VESTIR: el condon!
MUSICO FAVORITO: Sebastian Bach
COMIDA FAVORITA: Mexicana
CAUSA PERDIDA FAVORITA: Mi ex-novia
AUTO FAVORITO: Mustang GT500
MI AUTO: Mustang Cobra 1977
ACTOR FAVORITO: Brad Pitt y Kevin Bacon
ACTOR VIEJO FAVORITO: Robert De Niro y Al Pacino
PELICULAS FAVORITAS: Saving Private Ryan y Fight Club
OBRA FAVORITA: Jekyll & Hyde The Musical con Sebastian Bach
MIEDO IRRACIONAL O FOBIA: La gente enana
PEOR HABITO: Comerme la cena de los demas
EN QUE CLASE DE ARTICULOS DE LUJO GASTAS EL DINERO: Mi auto
NOMBRA LOS LIBROS MAS SIGNIFICATIVOS DE TU VIDA: El kamasutra
LA ESTUPIDEZ MAS GRANDE QUE HAYAS HECHO EN ESTADO DE EMBRIAGUEZ: Irme a casa
PERSONAS A LAS QUE DESTESTAS: Todos
EL ERROR MAS GRANDE DE TU VIDA HASTA LA FECHA: El haber nacido
EL MAYOR LOGRO HASTA LA FECHA: Mantenerme en forma
FETICHE SEXUAL: Follar con dos mujeres
MUSICA PARA TENER SEXO: No Mercy, Sex Action, Rip N' Tear, Wheels on Fire, Bitch is Back todas de L.A.Guns
MEJORES AMIGOS. Rozzvet y los primeros 4 cd's de Skid
QUE PLATILLO COCINARIAS PARA IMPRESIONAR A ALGUIEN: Mierda de perro en salsa BBQ
TU PRIMER DISCO: Use your illusion I
PRIMER CANCION. Dead Horse
PRIMER CONCIERTO: Sebastian Bach Tour Forever Wild
MUSICA PARA DESAHOGARTE: Slayer
MUSICA PARA RELAJARTE: L.A. Guns
PORTADA FAVORITA DE UN ALBUM: Painkiller -Judas Priest
CINCO DISCOS QUE RESCATARIAS SI TU CASA ESTA EN LLAMAS: 1.Skid Row (Skid Row) 2.Painkiller (Judas Priest) 3.Kill em' all (Metallica) 4.Apetite for destruction (Guns N' Roses) 5.Cocked and loaded (L.A. Guns)
DREAM TEAM "Glam": Sebastian Bach (voz) Tracci Guns (lead guitar) Izzy Stradlin (guitar) Rachel Bolan (Bass) Tommy Lee (Drums)
DREAM TEAM "Heavy": Rob Halford (Voz) Randy Rhoads (lead guitar) Dimebag Darrel (lead guitar) Lemmy Kilmister (Bass) Lars Ulrich (Drums)
ULTIMA VOLUNTAD Y TESTAMENTO: Que les den por el culo a todos



MI GUITARRISTA FAVORITO... RANDY RHOADS

If you are reading this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life.Don't you have another things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Out your job. Start a fight prove you're alive if you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.You have been warned........ Electric Gypsy

Heart of a Killer

Please relax and take a deep breath
You're about to go under
Think about something peaceful
before you sleep and soon it will be all over

I heard they found a donor at the last minute
He was on his way to be - executed for murder
I even heard this is the Judge
that sentenced him to his death
He must never know - where is heart came from

No he must never know - Heart of a killer
We can never tell a soul - Heart of a killer
No he must never know - Heart of a killer
We can never tell a soul - Heart of a killer

Judge, Judge Cohegan - can you hear me
the transplant was successful
soon you will be up and walking
You will be here with us - just a little longer
Go back to sleep and then you are free to leave

No he must never know - Heart of a killer
We can never tell a soul - Heart of a killer
No he must never know - Heart of a killer
We can never tell a soul - Heart of a killer

Oh,no! Something's wrong - why do i feel this way?
What has happened - What did they do?
Why am i fading away?