Morning Sportsfans, tis i the loudmouth from the Colony's, how are we all this A.M (its 8.00am 29/12/2007)
RIGHT.......Now I've been watching the old cathode brain de-generator (you yanks call it television) and I saw a doco on Darwin, not the town, the scientist and it occurs that we could apply some of his theorum to hair metal...READY...GOOD.......
right lets see...catergorising features of the species HAIR PILED UP, STUDS, LEATHER, LOUD GUITARS, CATCHY LICKS/RIFFS, BALLADS AND ROCKIN TUNES all on the one album...have I got everything covered ?????....OKEE DOKEE....
NOW to use the theorem that survining species only change slightly cause their already near perfect (i:e saltwater crocs and white pointers), I have concluded that hairy metal is genetically attached too.....DRUMROLL.....the STRAY CATS.....
WHAT DO YA MEAN I'VE F'N LOST IT????????
think about it people
they got the hair, the tatts, the riffs, the actress wives (slim jim has britt ekland), they do ballads and they rock out and if Brett Michaelz and the boyz couldnt do "SEXY AND 17" justice then i'm mentally deficient...... if they aint the pre-cursor to hairy metal..then baby ..i got a green mullet with no tatts and a prince albert....oh and no I dont..HAHAHAHAHA... right...there will be a pop quiz, (on what subject, i got no idea)talk to ya soon
(me dressed in my soccer hooligan outfit)