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EVOLUTION hairy metal
Morning Sportsfans, tis i the loudmouth from the Colony's, how are we all this A.M (its 8.00am 29/12/2007)
RIGHT.......Now I've been watching the old cathode brain de-generator (you yanks call it television) and I saw a doco on Darwin, not the town, the scientist and it occurs that we could apply some of his theorum to hair metal...READY...GOOD.......
right lets see...catergorising features of the species HAIR PILED UP, STUDS, LEATHER, LOUD GUITARS, CATCHY LICKS/RIFFS, BALLADS AND ROCKIN TUNES all on the one album...have I got everything covered ?????....OKEE DOKEE....
NOW to use the theorem that survining species only change slightly cause their already near perfect (i:e saltwater crocs and white pointers), I have concluded that hairy metal is genetically attached too.....DRUMROLL.....the STRAY CATS.....
WHAT DO YA MEAN I'VE F'N LOST IT????????
think about it people
they got the hair, the tatts, the riffs, the actress wives (slim jim has britt ekland), they do ballads and they rock out and if Brett Michaelz and the boyz couldnt do "SEXY AND 17" justice then i'm mentally deficient...... if they aint the pre-cursor to hairy metal..then baby ..i got a green mullet with no tatts and a prince albert....oh and no I dont..HAHAHAHAHA... right...there will be a pop quiz, (on what subject, i got no idea)
talk to ya soonDavo
(me dressed in my soccer hooligan outfit)
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Comment by RECKY (Dave Reck) on January 2, 2008 at 11:41pm -
a teardrop Craze ?...you hard bugga you....remind not to annoy ya
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Comment by CrazyFromTheHeat on January 2, 2008 at 7:43pm -
A much appreciated holiday bonus is going toward some new ink and a handgun. I hope the teardop tattoo wont tip off the jury.
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Comment by RECKY (Dave Reck) on January 2, 2008 at 3:58pm
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Joe I completely agree with "THE SETZ" I didnt listen to my tattooist either...Long sleeves for Recky most of the time...cept, for football and swimming and going to the wrasslin ( i refuse to call it sports entertainment) and one or two other social activities we shant go into at this time
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Comment by Joe Saytch - MFA Admin on January 2, 2008 at 3:11pm -
This is a stellar work of new science, if you ask me. So, Brian Setzer is probably one or two genetic markers away from Bret or Vince or whomever...I can buy that. Just to bolster your theory here, Davo, I did read once a quote attributed to Brian Setzer that said something like, "Never get a tattoo you can't cover up for a court date." That's pretty metal.
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Comment by CrazyFromTheHeat on December 31, 2007 at 8:06pm
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Nah, your theory is right on. It's your soccer hooligan outfit that's scaring off the locals.
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Comment by RECKY (Dave Reck) on December 31, 2007 at 6:11pm
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hmmmm.... I'm starting to think I've offended all the hairy metal persons with my evolutionary theory ?
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